Today is the day. The “Revolutionaries of Rock countdown” that Dystopia of Distortion has been preparing for. Despite our best efforts, we were not able to stop this event from occurring. All attempts at subtlety have failed, as these dissidents have outmaneuvered us every step of the way. We try to disrupt their broadcasts, they find new ways to get back on the air. We throw distractions at their alleged leader, Mr. Thomas, to no avail. We’ve analyzed every second of the radio show intensely and haven’t found any way to defeat them. Even our disruptions to DystopiaNet, their online platform, have only been temporary at best. I fear that the only way forward may be to use Enforcement more thoroughly. After all the incident paperwork we had to fill out last time they were called in, and the time before, and the time before that, and the time before that… Ugh, it’s going to be a headache, but I believe it will be necessary. There is no other way to stop them. One way or another, we will make Dystopia of Distortion fall in line.