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BROADCAST STATION: US / CHICAGO / WIIT 88.9FM
PROGRAM: ORDER NEWS AT 10
BROADCAST DATE: 2024-09-11
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Good evening everyone, and welcome back to ORDER News at 10, your premiere
source of news and current events here at WIIT! Here are this week’s top
stories: 
 - Bad day for The Wizard, as the infamous Illinois Tech sorcerer was arrested
   on Monday on charges of grand larceny, armed robbery, vandalism, and
   possession of controlled substances. Public Safety found him in the Kacek
   parking lots training his apprentices to use Mage Hand to remove catalytic
   converters from cars with the intent to sell the rare earth metals inside.
   He is currently imprisoned without bail, but think of how easily he could
   have paid it off with that enterprise! 
 - WIIT is back in full swing with several new DJs in the onboarding process,
   planning for upcoming events and exec board shows, as well as the annual
   24-hour stream sometime in November. Not much has been announced, but
   speculators say that this year’s stream will not continue the Christmas
   party theme. No updates on what it will be replaced with, as the exec board
   may need to sleep on that one. 
 - Join us this Friday from 5-8PM at the A. Sidney Katz Studio for a collab
   between WIIT and Creative Club! This is a great chance to learn more about
   both organizations, and to get involved in the arts in various forms, or to
   get your start in sitting in a tiny room talking to at least three people
   over the airwaves every week.
And that’s all our updates for today, please stay tuned for our Smooth Jazz
broadcast this evening, and remember: Any talk of dissident media hijackings
are merely unfounded rumors. ORDER has had no disruptions in our broadcasts,
and there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
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