Good evening everyone and welcome to ORDER News! Here’s all the things happening THIS WEEK here at Illinois Tech!

• Last Friday was Illinois Tech’s 2nd annual Spring Concert, featuring Saint Motel and Tommy Oeffling! The event was a massive success, both bands put on a great performance, and Talon the Scarlet Hawk even made an appearance on stage this year! Thanks to the Office of Student Life and all the student organizations involved in putting this event together for making an unforgettable night for everyone!
• It’s just two days before Innovation Day, the annual showcase of Illinois Tech’s IPRO programs! This program provides an opportunity for students to work in teams with major companies to solve real-world problems, stop by during the morning to check out what everyone has put together this semester!
• Breaking news: We have a live report from ORDER Enforcement that they have successfully apprehended Dustin Thomas, the leader of the dangerous dissident media group Dystopia of Distortion. This criminal organization is responsible for 94 unsanctioned broadcasts on ORDER airwaves over the past three years and present a significant risk to society as we know it. Enforcement is still actively pursuing the remaining dissidents, and a thorough interrogation and trial will take place next Wednesday at 10PM and will be broadcast live on WIIT.

Thank you again for tuning into ORDER News! We here at the Broadcast Department hope that you all have a wonderful evening, and rest easy knowing that peace has once again been restored to your community.